So I went to see that film for the second time in a row and it's STILL full of adorable. I was impressed with this movie. I thought the way they did the monsters made them goooorgious.

I'm so tired though.

OKAY. SO. Kit just showed me Disney's The Hunchback of NotreDam for the first time ever.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME FOR NOT SEEING THIS FILM GROWING UP?

DISNEY HAD BALLS. SUCH BALLS DID DISNEY HAVE.
Such colorful, exciting, fearless globes of inspiration!

All gone.

All gone.

Now all we have is fucking Hanna Montana.

I was a fool to ignore this movie because it didn't feature talking animals/ I thought the gargoyles were stupid looking back then. I am rattled to the bone. I am SO ready for November!

SO TODAY ME AND MY FRIEND AND COUSIN WENT TO TUPELO. We got to see 9 (which was lovely!) and ate McDonalds and went to the book store.

And this happened.

Okay. We didn't get Ponyo. 8( It' was a foreign animation and I didn't REALLY expect my little hick town to get it.

But 9? COME THE FUCK ON, CORINTH? You'll play Saw 4843234 and Inglorious Bastards but you won't play 9?

I think this town just hates Tim Burton.

They didn't play Sweeny Todd either.

8c there aint a theater within fifty miles of me showing Ponyo.
WOE.

Wolfy T. Twisted (8:50:52 PM): XD It's...just a Robbin Williams movie. You can pretty much guess what goes on

Robbin: *MAKES NOISES*
Things: *explode*

Kit (8:54:26 PM): .... XD THAT IS A VERY ACCURATE SUMMARY OF...

Kit (8:54:32 PM): ... MOST ROBIN WILLIAMS MOVIES.

BEHOLD: THE DOG DOOR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55-boSOs1g&feature=channel

I really love the animation style. It makes me think of a pen illustration brought to life. It's in Russian but there are sub-titles.

SO. FINALLY. After ages of searching and moan-whining, I FINALLY got to rent Yellow Submarine. I located it in a little nook of a rental shop a new friend of mine owns.

IT WAS SO CUTE. XD DEFIANTLY inspiring and trippy. I enjoyed the music too. I watched that thing FOUR TIMES before I had to send it back. Most would claim that most of the movie doesn't make a ton of sense. I'm willing to agree but it made more sense than say, Moonwalker? It was corny, adorable, had good music and pretty colors. WOLFY APPROVES MUCHLY.

Though that's not hard to do.

XD I hope to own a copy of it one day. Wasn't there another Beatles cartoon movie? Was it any goody?

Other news, rented Westside Story from the same place. Never seen it afor! Hope to watch it today.

$5.00 centaur sketches was an utter bust. >8I MUST TRY HARDER.

HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!

There was a reason this was put under NIGHTMARE FUEL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OWdw1IwdYY (about an hour and some long)

I WENT ON AN ADVENTURE TODAY!

Well really I just took my friend Kat to go see Coraline since she hadn't seen it yet so I've gotten to see it twice now. I loove iiiiit~. Then we went to McDonalds to get something to eat. Since it felt so good outside and food and AWESOME MOOVEE gave us energy, we decided to go to the park.

This was where we encountered THE PARROT MAN.


Kathie was the one who heard it first. We were walking down the little concrete path when we turned to spy a man and a parrot walking along. It was the coolest thing ever! The parrot had this collar on and was sitting on his arm just enjoying the breeze. He was a blue and gold macaw named Romeo.

HE WAS SO FREAKING SWEET.

The man let us both hold him and told us where to stroke him and he was very nice! It just felt so cool to have something like that up on my arm and looking back at me with so much intelligence. He had these amazing yellow eyes that you could just TELL knew what they were seeing.

At first I was afraid to approach the man because really, what better bait for a pedophile maniac to use than a bright colorful bird? He was super nice though and told us different stuff about Romeo.

SO IT WAS A GOOD DAY. THE END.

DO IT.

Had another good day! Got up after having a VERY strange dream that was a long epic tale involving Dragonheart, Spiderwick, and The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones. First me and Kat went to McDonalds like we always do. I LIKE IT THERE SHUT UP. THEN I GOT SOME FEBREEZE AND A BEATLES CD. Abbey Road!

THEN we wandered around (literally) at the little strip mall across from the theater for an hour. I finally found a copy of Silent Hill 2 on sale  (YEEEAAAAAAH!!) and we went to Goody's where I acquired a Beatles SHIRT because all their Pink Floyd shirts were ones I already had. When we were in there, me and Kat heard some VERY ANGRY woman on her cellphone yelling at somebody for 'ruining their future' or something.

THEN WE WENT TO THE MOVIES.

We saw Ghost Town and it was adorable! Totally worth the six bucks. XD It was just...CUTE. I can't describe it. I even teared up a little. I recommend it to anybody. It screamed 80's but with better special effects. LOL BUSSES.

SO. WOLFY. What have you been doing?

SLEEPING! That's right, World, I've just about got myself used to a normal sheep schedule! Go to bed 10ish, wake up with the SUN. Holy shit people, have you seen the sun before? It's awesome! It's really pretty! And sometimes there are CLOUDS. And people! More than the people within one mile of my house!

I've been going to town with Brad and Kathie a lot, which has been fun. Been coloring, and WRITING. I haven't landed many commissions lately but I ain't too upset. This gives me time to improve.

Mom's getting a little better, but could you guys that pray just pray for her? Her name is Dianne.

Curt's doing AWESOME. You'd never know he had -spinal- surgery just a couple weeks ago.


I went to see that movie Igor the other day with Brad. It was cute. I was actually kind of impressed. Most folks I know were kinda 'eeeeh' about it like with that Happily Never After film which I never saw but it didn't look that good. Igor's animation wasn't the BEST IN THE WORLD but it was still cute.

Plus the ticket was only six bucks and I got to laugh at blind orphan jokes. </bad>

OKAY EVERYBODY. GO HOME NOW.

Okay sooo I didn't sleep for twenty four hours. It happens sometimes. What usually doesn't happen is me having two people over for company when I'm in this state of delerium.

First me and Brad went out to get some lunch and came home. Kat came over and we all watched ARMY OF DARKNESS with Bruce Campbell and a bunch of other people who aren't as important. It was my first time seeing the thing. Given my sleep-deprived state and the UTTER RANDOMNESS of the movies themselves, I was stuck between "XD!!!!" and "...WHAAAAT?" through the whole thing. I enjoyed it.

Chainsawhands ftw. Knives, you need an upgrade.

As the hours oozed on, my state deteriorated further. We were all watching TV and I did NOT have my glasses on:

Me:...Aaahaha look guys, it's a commercial for one of those rings you ram up your snatch instead of taking the pill.

Kat and Brad: ...*Burst out laughing*

Me: Ahurhur I know, right?

Brad: Kelly, that's a TOOTH WHITENING STRIP commercial.

Me: .....Well you could use that too I guess.

SO. WOLFY. HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

It was good! My party was nice and I had a good outing with Kat and Brad. We watched some AWFUL 80's cartoons at my house and ate McDonalds. I got some books and PAW GLOVES and some old vhs's and stuff. It was a nice day out.

BUT THEN I GOT SICK FOR TWO DAYS. OH PERIOD, HOW FUN YOU ARE. Ahm bleedin' like I done been SHOT.

Uuuuh anyway. Yup. Taking mom to the doctor tomorow and probably visiting Kat.

I AM A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE TO EAT BUT CHEESE.

Cheeseburgers!
Cheese dip!!
Cheese pizza!!!
Cheese sticks!!!!
Grilled Cheese!!!!!

I WILL NEVER CRAP AGAIN

Methinks it's time for Wolfy to go to the grocery store and buy her own foodage.

Also, Angela Lansbury in Sweeny Todd is hillarious. The faces she makes. I cried I laughed so hard. SO HARD.

General public: WOLFY. WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY.

8D Well, gang! I went to get the Good Ship Misery inspected! I followed mom up there and unlike the last time I followed somebody to a place of automotives, I did not follow the wrong car to the other side of town. Turns out, my horn is broked. They think the fuse is out or something so dad said he'd fix it. They still gave me my sticker. Also, D8 did you know it costs five extra dorrah to have window tint? I did not! Wolfy was not happy so Wolfy is thinking about getting that crap taken off!

After that, I was pretty much on my own after bawwwing to mom about my horn dilemma. I went on a MYSTICAL POST OFFICE ADVENTURE. This isn't so much just making an epic title for humor's sake about dropping off a package. My MYSTICAL POST OFFICE ADVENTURES (or MPAs) are just that. Our post office has this habit of MOVING. I swear it does. I'll take one rout to it one day and it will be there. I take the same rout another, and it's ONE BLOCK OVER. Now. Somebody got the bright idea to place said post office in the shallows of the downtown ghetto. This means I'm navigating the Ship through TEENY TINY BADLY LABELED STREETS that sometimes turn out to be ridiculously shaped driveways. After some choice words and panicing, I finally managed to locate the mystical moving post office.

COMMISSION MAILED!

While leaving, there was some hullabaloo (caused by me 8'D) at an intersection where nobody knew who's turn it was to go. I made some old woman mad. She'll get over it.

It was still pretty early so I swung by the book store to wait for Mcdonalds to start serving lunch-type food. I got my first Neil Gaiman book! It's called Anansi Boys and it's pretty good so far. I really enjoyed getting to wander around the store on my own and sit in the floor, taking my time. I always feel antsy when I'm just looking and have somebody with me. I hate lagging folks. It always inspires and worries me looking at the newer titles on the shelves. There's always that "CRAP! I thought about writing that!" that all writer's experience and it bums you the heck out. But then you get to read it because it's something you like anyway.

THEN, I drove to Mcdonalds. There wasn't a very long line and since I've gotten my muffler fixed, the wait with my window down wasn't excruciating. I could even hear my Reliant K CD. I acquired lunchins and DROVE AWAY INTO THE SUNSET...SUNRISE...Whateverhappensbeforenoon.

I chilled at the house for a while and Kat calls. LET US GO TO CHURCH TONIGHT says I and she's like 8D K! So I go pick her up and come back home. We goof around and I get a shower until it's time to leave.By this time, my brother has come home and for some UNKNOWN REASON parks his work truck behind mine, takes the keys, and leaves for the movies in the other car, leaving me trapped in the carport of a bazillion other manless vehicles.

SO.

We didn't get to go to church. BC Instead we had a short fellowship at home and continued hanging out until they got home at some late hour, past the time for Kat to take her meds at home. GEE THANKS DAVID. YOU ALMOST MADE MY FRIEND SICK.

THEN I DIED UNTIL THIS MORNING. The end.

I had a very nice morning! Ever since Wednesday, I've been trying to do something out of the house or interactive with people every day. I think it's doing me some good!

Thursday I ran around with Kat at town and it felt good to do whatever we wanted. I got the next Warriors comic book "The Rise of Scourge". KITTIES YAY.

Friday, I hung out with Brad and we went to see Batman which was AWESOME.

Saturday I just recuperated and was a LAZY BUTT. AVATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Yesterday Kat came over to visit and we chilled. I cut the sleeves out of one of my shirts and made a HOMMADE TANKTOP and now I feel manly. BEHOLD MY MANLINESS. BEHOLD IT. And there were ants all over my windowsill. I HATE ANTS. I swear I'm not bug-phobic but I'm well on my way. Every little itch I felt last night was OMG ANTS *Wallowthrasfreakout*

I want a new windowsill that doesn't have huge cracks in it and smell like poinson. 8'C Tear.

THIS BRINGS US TO TODAY. MONDAY.

Got up around seven because we had to take the dog to get groomed around eight. He's always dklfjsdfds in the car because he never knows if he's just going to get a shot or be ABANDOOOOONED for a couple hours. I hold him while mom drives.

THEN I came home and got ready for my own amazing town adventure. I drove by the collage here in my town. It's a distant branch of the one I went to a few years ago. I got some information from them. I'd really rather drive ten minutes instead of fourtyfive. Soooo much easier on gas. And easier to park. IM THINKIN ABOUT GOIN' BACK U GUYZ. Only for two classes at first though. I went in too fast, too deep last time and wasn't prepared.

After that, I went to WALMART. ALONE. I had my list of four or five items and I wandered around and GOT THEM ALL plus a few extra things to decorate my room. I got this neat little relaxation fountain and some fake ivy to go around it. It makes me need to pee.

I ate breakfast/lunch at McDonalds and happened to run into an old friend from high school. We ate together and talked about random crap for a good hour and a half. Then I headed to check out and ran into my aunt. I got a hug and checked out.

And I did it all before lunch!

Each day this week, I've been managing to write a little more on my Stupid Vampire Novel. So I'm proud for that.

SO my friend Ben came over yesterday and we watched Heroes. I'd never gotten to see it before and thought it was really really neat! We watched the first three disks.

HIRO IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER.
I want to take him home and feed him cookies.