I WENT ON AN ADVENTURE TODAY!

Well really I just took my friend Kat to go see Coraline since she hadn't seen it yet so I've gotten to see it twice now. I loove iiiiit~. Then we went to McDonalds to get something to eat. Since it felt so good outside and food and AWESOME MOOVEE gave us energy, we decided to go to the park.

This was where we encountered THE PARROT MAN.


Kathie was the one who heard it first. We were walking down the little concrete path when we turned to spy a man and a parrot walking along. It was the coolest thing ever! The parrot had this collar on and was sitting on his arm just enjoying the breeze. He was a blue and gold macaw named Romeo.

HE WAS SO FREAKING SWEET.

The man let us both hold him and told us where to stroke him and he was very nice! It just felt so cool to have something like that up on my arm and looking back at me with so much intelligence. He had these amazing yellow eyes that you could just TELL knew what they were seeing.

At first I was afraid to approach the man because really, what better bait for a pedophile maniac to use than a bright colorful bird? He was super nice though and told us different stuff about Romeo.

SO IT WAS A GOOD DAY. THE END.

Had another good day! Got up after having a VERY strange dream that was a long epic tale involving Dragonheart, Spiderwick, and The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones. First me and Kat went to McDonalds like we always do. I LIKE IT THERE SHUT UP. THEN I GOT SOME FEBREEZE AND A BEATLES CD. Abbey Road!

THEN we wandered around (literally) at the little strip mall across from the theater for an hour. I finally found a copy of Silent Hill 2 on sale  (YEEEAAAAAAH!!) and we went to Goody's where I acquired a Beatles SHIRT because all their Pink Floyd shirts were ones I already had. When we were in there, me and Kat heard some VERY ANGRY woman on her cellphone yelling at somebody for 'ruining their future' or something.

THEN WE WENT TO THE MOVIES.

We saw Ghost Town and it was adorable! Totally worth the six bucks. XD It was just...CUTE. I can't describe it. I even teared up a little. I recommend it to anybody. It screamed 80's but with better special effects. LOL BUSSES.

SO. WOLFY. What have you been doing?

SLEEPING! That's right, World, I've just about got myself used to a normal sheep schedule! Go to bed 10ish, wake up with the SUN. Holy shit people, have you seen the sun before? It's awesome! It's really pretty! And sometimes there are CLOUDS. And people! More than the people within one mile of my house!

I've been going to town with Brad and Kathie a lot, which has been fun. Been coloring, and WRITING. I haven't landed many commissions lately but I ain't too upset. This gives me time to improve.

Mom's getting a little better, but could you guys that pray just pray for her? Her name is Dianne.

Curt's doing AWESOME. You'd never know he had -spinal- surgery just a couple weeks ago.


I went to see that movie Igor the other day with Brad. It was cute. I was actually kind of impressed. Most folks I know were kinda 'eeeeh' about it like with that Happily Never After film which I never saw but it didn't look that good. Igor's animation wasn't the BEST IN THE WORLD but it was still cute.

Plus the ticket was only six bucks and I got to laugh at blind orphan jokes. </bad>

OKAY EVERYBODY. GO HOME NOW.

Okay sooo I didn't sleep for twenty four hours. It happens sometimes. What usually doesn't happen is me having two people over for company when I'm in this state of delerium.

First me and Brad went out to get some lunch and came home. Kat came over and we all watched ARMY OF DARKNESS with Bruce Campbell and a bunch of other people who aren't as important. It was my first time seeing the thing. Given my sleep-deprived state and the UTTER RANDOMNESS of the movies themselves, I was stuck between "XD!!!!" and "...WHAAAAT?" through the whole thing. I enjoyed it.

Chainsawhands ftw. Knives, you need an upgrade.

As the hours oozed on, my state deteriorated further. We were all watching TV and I did NOT have my glasses on:

Me:...Aaahaha look guys, it's a commercial for one of those rings you ram up your snatch instead of taking the pill.

Kat and Brad: ...*Burst out laughing*

Me: Ahurhur I know, right?

Brad: Kelly, that's a TOOTH WHITENING STRIP commercial.

Me: .....Well you could use that too I guess.

SO. WOLFY. HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

It was good! My party was nice and I had a good outing with Kat and Brad. We watched some AWFUL 80's cartoons at my house and ate McDonalds. I got some books and PAW GLOVES and some old vhs's and stuff. It was a nice day out.

BUT THEN I GOT SICK FOR TWO DAYS. OH PERIOD, HOW FUN YOU ARE. Ahm bleedin' like I done been SHOT.

Uuuuh anyway. Yup. Taking mom to the doctor tomorow and probably visiting Kat.

I AM A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

WELL. What has Wolfy been up to these past few days? All she's shown us are weird hallucination-filled conversation snippets and a weird story!

With the help of catgirlgoth , I managed to find THE PUBLIC PARK. The park is a magical, happy, and somewhat disgusting place with lots of soft grass, rusty swings, and wooden tree houses covered in graffiti to play on! Yeah, we ran around like a couple of retarded five-year-olds. It was fun though and probably did us both a world of good.

Now as many of you know, ANYTHING with the word 'public' in front of it is bound to have nasty parts to it. Public restroom. Public fountain. Public school. Public pool. ALL OF THEM SIMPLY BRIMMING WITH DISEASE. Anyway, the beloved park was no different. The grounds themselves were fairly kept. The playground part had some garbage though. Abandoned hats, broken plastic watches, 25 cent machine jewelry, all that good stuff.

The crown jewel of the park though were the Ladie's Bathroom. This gets big letters because it is VERY IMPORTANT. There are things one usually learns about public restrooms when it comes to outside establishments-- the beach, the pool, and the park. They are the subject of vandalization and in the case of the Corinth Public Park's bathroom, the stalls had no doors. The stalls. Had no doors.

Kathie is a very good friend. You know you have a good friend when they offer to be your personal door while you sit directly behind them and do a #2. ANYWAY. While I was in there, I noticed that on the floor there were these red spots. They looked like the same color as the walls so we HOPED it was just paint. They looked slightly wet though. It was a humid day. It would be nice to think that it was paint drips rather than somebody period-ing all over the place. A murder would be cooler.

Also in the neighboring stall, a nauseated face had been spray-painted on the inside of the lid. Good times, good times.

SO THEN WHAT DID YOU DO, WOLFY?

Because I don't believe in doing things IN ORDER, I'm gonna tell you about the new fish tank I got for Plasmodious. It's a good deal bigger than his old one and has a filter that WORKS. It's nice and quiet and gives him BUBBLES and all that good stuff.

I also got a hoodie for myself because I'm always cold. It has griffins on it! YAAAAY GRIFFINS. Got a new laundry hamper and a few other things. I may be buying myself a number of new sleep shorts though.

Cousin Brad gave me some books as an early birthday present (It's the 7th but who knows where everybody will be, then). One is a spiritual guide by a guy who was good friends with Mr. Rogers and the other is a devotional journal for womens. They're both very nice! I think this year I just want to have him and Kat over to my house or we could all go out to McDonalds and have a wee little party there and go see a movie or come to my house and watch a movie or play Soul Caliber at his house.

For those of you that do the praying thing? My nephew really needs your prayers. His surgery for his spine is on the 3rd of September. He's going to the doctor tomorrow and then he's going to stay with his mom until its over. I won't see him for a couple weeks. Please pray for him and our whole family. We really need it.

Today my father taught me the mystical trade of USING THE WEEDWACKER. It is a plastic string attached to a motor that destroys everything in its path. It's light and much easier for me to carry than the leafblower. Me and Mr. Weedwacker are going to be friends.

Also, I am filthy and need a shower.

BIG FAT TO-DO LIST:
Contact TLW27 about what illustrations he wants
Finish Rei's picture
Write more David and Casey

WEEEEEEEE INSOMINA!!!four

There was a crazy freak storm today! 8( I had to shut off the computer and by the time it cleared up, it was time for church.

I MADE IT OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY this time.

Pooted over to Kat's and then we MAGICALLY TRAVELED TO CHURCH. I really enjoyed the service again. The music was even better than the first time and really spoke to me. I think I'm going to enjoy being able to get out and around on Wednesdays. It's laid-back and I don't have the weird 'robotic ritual' feeling I do on morning services. I'm going to learn and worship and feeling good doing it. The traffic is surprisingly easy at 7 something at night on the stretch of road my church is on.

After church, it wasn't all the way dark and the traffic was okay so we made a MAGICAL STOP IN WALMART where we acted retarded and ate supper. McDonalds was almost completely empty and it was kind of eerie being in Walmart at that hour. There was no roar of voices or screaming infants and there were towers of re-stock boxes set out.

POST-APOCYLIPSE WALMART.

Came home and hung out at Kat's house for a while before coming home and visiting with my sister while she's down from TN. And now, it is time for bed.

*edit- LOL WOLFY FORGOT SPELLCHECK. Is better now.

General public: WOLFY. WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY.

8D Well, gang! I went to get the Good Ship Misery inspected! I followed mom up there and unlike the last time I followed somebody to a place of automotives, I did not follow the wrong car to the other side of town. Turns out, my horn is broked. They think the fuse is out or something so dad said he'd fix it. They still gave me my sticker. Also, D8 did you know it costs five extra dorrah to have window tint? I did not! Wolfy was not happy so Wolfy is thinking about getting that crap taken off!

After that, I was pretty much on my own after bawwwing to mom about my horn dilemma. I went on a MYSTICAL POST OFFICE ADVENTURE. This isn't so much just making an epic title for humor's sake about dropping off a package. My MYSTICAL POST OFFICE ADVENTURES (or MPAs) are just that. Our post office has this habit of MOVING. I swear it does. I'll take one rout to it one day and it will be there. I take the same rout another, and it's ONE BLOCK OVER. Now. Somebody got the bright idea to place said post office in the shallows of the downtown ghetto. This means I'm navigating the Ship through TEENY TINY BADLY LABELED STREETS that sometimes turn out to be ridiculously shaped driveways. After some choice words and panicing, I finally managed to locate the mystical moving post office.

COMMISSION MAILED!

While leaving, there was some hullabaloo (caused by me 8'D) at an intersection where nobody knew who's turn it was to go. I made some old woman mad. She'll get over it.

It was still pretty early so I swung by the book store to wait for Mcdonalds to start serving lunch-type food. I got my first Neil Gaiman book! It's called Anansi Boys and it's pretty good so far. I really enjoyed getting to wander around the store on my own and sit in the floor, taking my time. I always feel antsy when I'm just looking and have somebody with me. I hate lagging folks. It always inspires and worries me looking at the newer titles on the shelves. There's always that "CRAP! I thought about writing that!" that all writer's experience and it bums you the heck out. But then you get to read it because it's something you like anyway.

THEN, I drove to Mcdonalds. There wasn't a very long line and since I've gotten my muffler fixed, the wait with my window down wasn't excruciating. I could even hear my Reliant K CD. I acquired lunchins and DROVE AWAY INTO THE SUNSET...SUNRISE...Whateverhappensbeforenoon.

I chilled at the house for a while and Kat calls. LET US GO TO CHURCH TONIGHT says I and she's like 8D K! So I go pick her up and come back home. We goof around and I get a shower until it's time to leave.By this time, my brother has come home and for some UNKNOWN REASON parks his work truck behind mine, takes the keys, and leaves for the movies in the other car, leaving me trapped in the carport of a bazillion other manless vehicles.

SO.

We didn't get to go to church. BC Instead we had a short fellowship at home and continued hanging out until they got home at some late hour, past the time for Kat to take her meds at home. GEE THANKS DAVID. YOU ALMOST MADE MY FRIEND SICK.

THEN I DIED UNTIL THIS MORNING. The end.

I had a very nice morning! Ever since Wednesday, I've been trying to do something out of the house or interactive with people every day. I think it's doing me some good!

Thursday I ran around with Kat at town and it felt good to do whatever we wanted. I got the next Warriors comic book "The Rise of Scourge". KITTIES YAY.

Friday, I hung out with Brad and we went to see Batman which was AWESOME.

Saturday I just recuperated and was a LAZY BUTT. AVATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Yesterday Kat came over to visit and we chilled. I cut the sleeves out of one of my shirts and made a HOMMADE TANKTOP and now I feel manly. BEHOLD MY MANLINESS. BEHOLD IT. And there were ants all over my windowsill. I HATE ANTS. I swear I'm not bug-phobic but I'm well on my way. Every little itch I felt last night was OMG ANTS *Wallowthrasfreakout*

I want a new windowsill that doesn't have huge cracks in it and smell like poinson. 8'C Tear.

THIS BRINGS US TO TODAY. MONDAY.

Got up around seven because we had to take the dog to get groomed around eight. He's always dklfjsdfds in the car because he never knows if he's just going to get a shot or be ABANDOOOOONED for a couple hours. I hold him while mom drives.

THEN I came home and got ready for my own amazing town adventure. I drove by the collage here in my town. It's a distant branch of the one I went to a few years ago. I got some information from them. I'd really rather drive ten minutes instead of fourtyfive. Soooo much easier on gas. And easier to park. IM THINKIN ABOUT GOIN' BACK U GUYZ. Only for two classes at first though. I went in too fast, too deep last time and wasn't prepared.

After that, I went to WALMART. ALONE. I had my list of four or five items and I wandered around and GOT THEM ALL plus a few extra things to decorate my room. I got this neat little relaxation fountain and some fake ivy to go around it. It makes me need to pee.

I ate breakfast/lunch at McDonalds and happened to run into an old friend from high school. We ate together and talked about random crap for a good hour and a half. Then I headed to check out and ran into my aunt. I got a hug and checked out.

And I did it all before lunch!

Each day this week, I've been managing to write a little more on my Stupid Vampire Novel. So I'm proud for that.

I ramble about hellsing --> Here!

So yesterday I got to see Hellboy 2 with Kat and her brother. It was a fun film to watch because I never knew wtf was going to happen from one scene to the next. CREATURES. SO MANY CREATURES. THINGS WITHOUT FACES. DO WAAAAAAANT. It's almost like Pan's Labyrinth but you can actually understand what the hell's going on. Without the Nazis.

I was gonna spend the night with them but I started feeling like fresh roadkill so we got some McDonalds (I got a creepyass dogtoy) and they dropped me off around seven. THEN I DIED. Until about 2 am.

Got up and piddled around for a while. I ate a little pizza and decided to watch my new Batman: Gotham Knight dvd. It was pretty damn cool! I love seeing the same thing represented in a number of different styles. Animation yaaaay! WOLFY LOVE CARTOONS.

Now I'm going to work on my STUPID VAMPIRE NOVEL because I still can't draw. WRRRYYYYYY!?
I finally got to the WTFIMAVAMPIRE!? part yay!

Would anybody like me to post bits and pieces of it?
Yes, no, maybe, don't care? IT'S GONNA HAVE PICTURES!

So day two with no pizza. Not so bad. Felt kinda gross all day because the *doomtide is near. I had some fnasty sausage for breakfast.

THEN I TOOK A BATH AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.

Then I went to Kat's house to visit. She is doing SO good, you guys! You wouldn't even know she's had surgery! She's up and around. She just can't move very well because she's sore as all hell. The scar tissue is kind of being tugged by her arms and stuff so we did lots of sit-still things like watching TV and looking at books.

Then I came home and...here I am. I hope I can get back into drawing and writing. It's been all pplelrrpp for a few days ever since I did that big art dump on DA.


Today:

Gross sausage and coke

Aggie Mart: Chicken/ cheese sticks/ jojos and coke

some no-fat all corn chips and cheese dip

*doomtide- BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FROM BAD PLACEEEEEES