SO TODAY ME AND MY FRIEND AND COUSIN WENT TO TUPELO. We got to see 9 (which was lovely!) and ate McDonalds and went to the book store.

And this happened.

Today Brad and I went to the gettin' place and got some stuff.

What we did not get was PASTRAMI. This filled my polar bear cousin with grief.

"I am going to go home and sit in the dark and eat an entire box of these Christmas tree cakes. That's how sad I am."

Also I got two interesting comics today: Simon Black and Black Heart Billy. YAY BOOKS FULL OF PICTURES.

WHY IS GAMESTOCP FULL OF CUTE BOYS WHEN I SMELL LIKE AN ASHTRAY AND LOOK LIKE CRAP BUT WHEN I DRESS UP ITS FULL OF WOMEN? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

8D I LOVE YOU BYE

SO. WOLFY. What have you been doing?

SLEEPING! That's right, World, I've just about got myself used to a normal sheep schedule! Go to bed 10ish, wake up with the SUN. Holy shit people, have you seen the sun before? It's awesome! It's really pretty! And sometimes there are CLOUDS. And people! More than the people within one mile of my house!

I've been going to town with Brad and Kathie a lot, which has been fun. Been coloring, and WRITING. I haven't landed many commissions lately but I ain't too upset. This gives me time to improve.

Mom's getting a little better, but could you guys that pray just pray for her? Her name is Dianne.

Curt's doing AWESOME. You'd never know he had -spinal- surgery just a couple weeks ago.


I went to see that movie Igor the other day with Brad. It was cute. I was actually kind of impressed. Most folks I know were kinda 'eeeeh' about it like with that Happily Never After film which I never saw but it didn't look that good. Igor's animation wasn't the BEST IN THE WORLD but it was still cute.

Plus the ticket was only six bucks and I got to laugh at blind orphan jokes. </bad>

OKAY EVERYBODY. GO HOME NOW.

Okay sooo I didn't sleep for twenty four hours. It happens sometimes. What usually doesn't happen is me having two people over for company when I'm in this state of delerium.

First me and Brad went out to get some lunch and came home. Kat came over and we all watched ARMY OF DARKNESS with Bruce Campbell and a bunch of other people who aren't as important. It was my first time seeing the thing. Given my sleep-deprived state and the UTTER RANDOMNESS of the movies themselves, I was stuck between "XD!!!!" and "...WHAAAAT?" through the whole thing. I enjoyed it.

Chainsawhands ftw. Knives, you need an upgrade.

As the hours oozed on, my state deteriorated further. We were all watching TV and I did NOT have my glasses on:

Me:...Aaahaha look guys, it's a commercial for one of those rings you ram up your snatch instead of taking the pill.

Kat and Brad: ...*Burst out laughing*

Me: Ahurhur I know, right?

Brad: Kelly, that's a TOOTH WHITENING STRIP commercial.

Me: .....Well you could use that too I guess.

SO. WOLFY. HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

It was good! My party was nice and I had a good outing with Kat and Brad. We watched some AWFUL 80's cartoons at my house and ate McDonalds. I got some books and PAW GLOVES and some old vhs's and stuff. It was a nice day out.

BUT THEN I GOT SICK FOR TWO DAYS. OH PERIOD, HOW FUN YOU ARE. Ahm bleedin' like I done been SHOT.

Uuuuh anyway. Yup. Taking mom to the doctor tomorow and probably visiting Kat.

I AM A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Well today I uploaded two pages of the beginning of a little 12 page comic project I want to do. Hand drawn and colored with some digital add-ons about a bunch of anthro musicians and the tiny overcrowded planet they live on. Go check my gallery if you wanna see.

THEN I SLEPT FOR EVER.

Around four, Brad woke me up to go to town. Got some food and then wandered around Walmart. I think insomnia and my terrible sleep schedule is interfering with my judgment skills. I came home with  new pillow (which I needed) a health drink (which I also needed) Part of a friend's Christmas gift, and two foam play-swords which...I'm not sure why I have.

I need to sleep more. And eat better. As badly as I treat it , you'd think my body would have more wrong with it. The last doctor I saw was my pediatrition when I was a little kid. Dentists don't really count.

OH. Speaking of dentists, I gots good news! I have a much better health insurance now. My old one didn't cover a whole lot but this one covers accidents, the dentist, and helps me get perscriptions for cheaper if anything happens to me.

I was told Curtis came through his surgery okay. David's up there in Memphis with him now. I don't know a whole lot else about the situation. He was talking about going back to  his ex and that got Mom all upset but she gets upset over everything.

B-Day party is Saturday yaaaaay! I WILL BE A MAN.
Real birthday is on Sunday though so that's when Dad said I can have my gift. I'm excited because I'm actaully gonna be surprised this time around and not know what I'm getting off the list I gave him.

Also, I have Fruit Stripes zerbra gum and you don't.

WELL. What has Wolfy been up to these past few days? All she's shown us are weird hallucination-filled conversation snippets and a weird story!

With the help of catgirlgoth , I managed to find THE PUBLIC PARK. The park is a magical, happy, and somewhat disgusting place with lots of soft grass, rusty swings, and wooden tree houses covered in graffiti to play on! Yeah, we ran around like a couple of retarded five-year-olds. It was fun though and probably did us both a world of good.

Now as many of you know, ANYTHING with the word 'public' in front of it is bound to have nasty parts to it. Public restroom. Public fountain. Public school. Public pool. ALL OF THEM SIMPLY BRIMMING WITH DISEASE. Anyway, the beloved park was no different. The grounds themselves were fairly kept. The playground part had some garbage though. Abandoned hats, broken plastic watches, 25 cent machine jewelry, all that good stuff.

The crown jewel of the park though were the Ladie's Bathroom. This gets big letters because it is VERY IMPORTANT. There are things one usually learns about public restrooms when it comes to outside establishments-- the beach, the pool, and the park. They are the subject of vandalization and in the case of the Corinth Public Park's bathroom, the stalls had no doors. The stalls. Had no doors.

Kathie is a very good friend. You know you have a good friend when they offer to be your personal door while you sit directly behind them and do a #2. ANYWAY. While I was in there, I noticed that on the floor there were these red spots. They looked like the same color as the walls so we HOPED it was just paint. They looked slightly wet though. It was a humid day. It would be nice to think that it was paint drips rather than somebody period-ing all over the place. A murder would be cooler.

Also in the neighboring stall, a nauseated face had been spray-painted on the inside of the lid. Good times, good times.

SO THEN WHAT DID YOU DO, WOLFY?

Because I don't believe in doing things IN ORDER, I'm gonna tell you about the new fish tank I got for Plasmodious. It's a good deal bigger than his old one and has a filter that WORKS. It's nice and quiet and gives him BUBBLES and all that good stuff.

I also got a hoodie for myself because I'm always cold. It has griffins on it! YAAAAY GRIFFINS. Got a new laundry hamper and a few other things. I may be buying myself a number of new sleep shorts though.

Cousin Brad gave me some books as an early birthday present (It's the 7th but who knows where everybody will be, then). One is a spiritual guide by a guy who was good friends with Mr. Rogers and the other is a devotional journal for womens. They're both very nice! I think this year I just want to have him and Kat over to my house or we could all go out to McDonalds and have a wee little party there and go see a movie or come to my house and watch a movie or play Soul Caliber at his house.

For those of you that do the praying thing? My nephew really needs your prayers. His surgery for his spine is on the 3rd of September. He's going to the doctor tomorrow and then he's going to stay with his mom until its over. I won't see him for a couple weeks. Please pray for him and our whole family. We really need it.

Today my father taught me the mystical trade of USING THE WEEDWACKER. It is a plastic string attached to a motor that destroys everything in its path. It's light and much easier for me to carry than the leafblower. Me and Mr. Weedwacker are going to be friends.

Also, I am filthy and need a shower.

BIG FAT TO-DO LIST:
Contact TLW27 about what illustrations he wants
Finish Rei's picture
Write more David and Casey

WEEEEEEEE INSOMINA!!!four

I had a very nice morning! Ever since Wednesday, I've been trying to do something out of the house or interactive with people every day. I think it's doing me some good!

Thursday I ran around with Kat at town and it felt good to do whatever we wanted. I got the next Warriors comic book "The Rise of Scourge". KITTIES YAY.

Friday, I hung out with Brad and we went to see Batman which was AWESOME.

Saturday I just recuperated and was a LAZY BUTT. AVATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Yesterday Kat came over to visit and we chilled. I cut the sleeves out of one of my shirts and made a HOMMADE TANKTOP and now I feel manly. BEHOLD MY MANLINESS. BEHOLD IT. And there were ants all over my windowsill. I HATE ANTS. I swear I'm not bug-phobic but I'm well on my way. Every little itch I felt last night was OMG ANTS *Wallowthrasfreakout*

I want a new windowsill that doesn't have huge cracks in it and smell like poinson. 8'C Tear.

THIS BRINGS US TO TODAY. MONDAY.

Got up around seven because we had to take the dog to get groomed around eight. He's always dklfjsdfds in the car because he never knows if he's just going to get a shot or be ABANDOOOOONED for a couple hours. I hold him while mom drives.

THEN I came home and got ready for my own amazing town adventure. I drove by the collage here in my town. It's a distant branch of the one I went to a few years ago. I got some information from them. I'd really rather drive ten minutes instead of fourtyfive. Soooo much easier on gas. And easier to park. IM THINKIN ABOUT GOIN' BACK U GUYZ. Only for two classes at first though. I went in too fast, too deep last time and wasn't prepared.

After that, I went to WALMART. ALONE. I had my list of four or five items and I wandered around and GOT THEM ALL plus a few extra things to decorate my room. I got this neat little relaxation fountain and some fake ivy to go around it. It makes me need to pee.

I ate breakfast/lunch at McDonalds and happened to run into an old friend from high school. We ate together and talked about random crap for a good hour and a half. Then I headed to check out and ran into my aunt. I got a hug and checked out.

And I did it all before lunch!

Each day this week, I've been managing to write a little more on my Stupid Vampire Novel. So I'm proud for that.

Aaaauuugghhhhhhh, so what have I been up to these past few days (weeks)?

Did you know spit can get pickle juice off wood? It can! It's magic! It's now! It's SPIT!

Stressors:

-HOUSE JUNK. I'm sure anybody who's talked to me lately has heard me BAAAWWWHHH about this inheritance junk. I'm going to be owning a house that...I'm not going to have any control over? Um. K. Whatever. My uncles are in charge of renting it out to folks. The rent should cover both the tax and the insurance if anybody will actually rent the thing. It won't be a drain on me and I'll get a small profit. This does not make sense to me. It doesn't work like that. KARMA HAS TO COME IN SOMEWHERE, PEOPLE. I'd ask for more information but I hate bothering folks and Uncle James scares me shitless.

They're supposed to call today so that we can go over and get some of the furniture to put in David and Curt's room. It's just hard finding a time where ALL OF US can be available at the same time. Tina is visiting to help load things.

-Old Computer is Old. My computer is finally showing its age. It's picked up several kinds if ITD (like STD's for computers) things that I either can't get rid of or find. It's slowing down and I don't exactly have a bunch of stuff on it. I can't really buy any of the new games that are out. I'm afraid it's going to start to fall apart. it's got some kinda important stuff on it.

I don't think I'd have any trouble affording a new one. I'm just not sure what to get. I wouldn't mind it being able to run SPORE but it's not a must-have. It just seems like a good standard to judge some of the newer games by.

-Scoliosis. My nephew Curtis has been diagnosed with this disorder. I've seen the X-rays and they aren't pretty. I feel horrible for him and David because they were looking for somewhere to live and now THIS comes up. This is going to take months and months to sort out and pay for after the surgery. Those of you who do the praying thing please pray for him and my mother because she has this obsession with making other people's problems her own.
(Sound familiar?)

-Insomnia is back full speed but last night I managed to fight it. Pray for me a little?


Things to go YAY for:

-I've got TWO commissions coming at me now! I'm making a pair of cat ears for a fellow called Menmeth and good old Frank has hit me up for another illustration...once he figures out what he wants. XD I'm patient!

-I have mastered the art of making a grilled cheese sammich WITH THE STOVE. You guys have no idea how freaking tickled I am over this. I can make a grilled cheese ANY TIME I WANT. And put BACON in it. I am awesome. Love me.

-It's no secret that my personal hygenie isn't really up to par. These past few days though, I've been all kinds of on the ball. I have this new banana/coconut milk body wash that smells like sunblock and is thus somewhat...addictive. Whatever works, right? It makes me feel better all over and I can let my hair down out of that bandanna. XD As much as I ENJOY looking like a stoner, I like prittyhairs too.

-Church! Me and Mom have been making little trips on and off to church. She's just never well enough to go and I'm really excited that she's decided to visit my church. I miss it so much. I know you guys are like " WELL IF YOU MISS IT SO MUCH, JUST GO, YOU DUMBASS HEATHEN!!!!!" but it's not that easy. You don't know me OR my house, so shut up.

-I have a new candle to burn! IT SMELLS SO GOOD. It kind of covers up the cat pee smell.

-My Uncle Bill doesn't hate me. This is a plus. Yay for me!

-I've been reading books again! I forgot how much fun it was just to sit down and read what somebody else has already done. It makes a Wolfy happy!

-I've also been WRITING more. I've been working on the second draft of my vampire novel (Fangs 'n Fords - working title) and people who I've shown it to seem to like it so far. I've just now gotten to the fun part.

-Been getting to hang out with Brad a lot more. We've discovered the best pizza place on the face of the earth and we've made a habit of renting from netflix and having mini marathons. I've been neglecting it this past month because I've been dealing with things that make me feel like I've been hit by a truck, but THINGS WILL GET BETTER.

-I got to see WALL*E and it was the cutest freaking thing ever to exist. Ever. The end.


All for now!

Well, I told some of my friends I was gonna try and not eat any frozen pizza this week. This is day one and I made it. No, the fact that I DID eat McDonalds isn't cheating, it's still in the rules. I need to break myself from eating the junk all the time. Woke up ten-ish and went to see Kung Fu Panda around lunch with Brad. It was really really cute! I was really impressed by the attention to detail in the fur. The style was so-so but it grew on me. Also: REAL ANIMATION IN PARTS, HELL YES. I suggest going to see it if you want a fun afternoon.

Went to McDonalds and then went GROCERY SHOPPING. I got some new shampoo and a few things to go in the bathroom along with a small bottle of Germ-X.

While shopping, I passed proof that we are in the honest-to-God south. A couple passed us by. In their buggy was a large bag of dog food. On that bag was a toddler sprawled out and giggling happily. God I love the south.

Came back home and watched My Neighbor Totoro. Now, I'm working on a puzzle of an old wizardy dude and his cat. It's 100 pieces. If I finish it, I'll post a picture.

I think I'm gonna go take a shower and work on my puzzle more.

Today:

Lunch: Coke/ 4 nuggets/ small fries/ cheese burger with ketchup

Supper: A small can of mixed veggies (Lima beans, carrots, peas, corn, and green beans)/ Ritz crackers/ apple juice

NO PIZZA.