"Your oddness is like a beautiful flower that eats faces, isn't it? Fascinating in it's absurdity." ~ Cobo

I HAS A 22 YEARS OLD! WHICH DOESNT FEEL MUCH DIFFERENT THAN 21! IMA GO TO MCDONALDS AND GET A HAPPYMEAL.

SO. WOLFY. HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

It was good! My party was nice and I had a good outing with Kat and Brad. We watched some AWFUL 80's cartoons at my house and ate McDonalds. I got some books and PAW GLOVES and some old vhs's and stuff. It was a nice day out.

BUT THEN I GOT SICK FOR TWO DAYS. OH PERIOD, HOW FUN YOU ARE. Ahm bleedin' like I done been SHOT.

Uuuuh anyway. Yup. Taking mom to the doctor tomorow and probably visiting Kat.

I AM A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Well today I uploaded two pages of the beginning of a little 12 page comic project I want to do. Hand drawn and colored with some digital add-ons about a bunch of anthro musicians and the tiny overcrowded planet they live on. Go check my gallery if you wanna see.

THEN I SLEPT FOR EVER.

Around four, Brad woke me up to go to town. Got some food and then wandered around Walmart. I think insomnia and my terrible sleep schedule is interfering with my judgment skills. I came home with  new pillow (which I needed) a health drink (which I also needed) Part of a friend's Christmas gift, and two foam play-swords which...I'm not sure why I have.

I need to sleep more. And eat better. As badly as I treat it , you'd think my body would have more wrong with it. The last doctor I saw was my pediatrition when I was a little kid. Dentists don't really count.

OH. Speaking of dentists, I gots good news! I have a much better health insurance now. My old one didn't cover a whole lot but this one covers accidents, the dentist, and helps me get perscriptions for cheaper if anything happens to me.

I was told Curtis came through his surgery okay. David's up there in Memphis with him now. I don't know a whole lot else about the situation. He was talking about going back to  his ex and that got Mom all upset but she gets upset over everything.

B-Day party is Saturday yaaaaay! I WILL BE A MAN.
Real birthday is on Sunday though so that's when Dad said I can have my gift. I'm excited because I'm actaully gonna be surprised this time around and not know what I'm getting off the list I gave him.

Also, I have Fruit Stripes zerbra gum and you don't.

WELL. What has Wolfy been up to these past few days? All she's shown us are weird hallucination-filled conversation snippets and a weird story!

With the help of catgirlgoth , I managed to find THE PUBLIC PARK. The park is a magical, happy, and somewhat disgusting place with lots of soft grass, rusty swings, and wooden tree houses covered in graffiti to play on! Yeah, we ran around like a couple of retarded five-year-olds. It was fun though and probably did us both a world of good.

Now as many of you know, ANYTHING with the word 'public' in front of it is bound to have nasty parts to it. Public restroom. Public fountain. Public school. Public pool. ALL OF THEM SIMPLY BRIMMING WITH DISEASE. Anyway, the beloved park was no different. The grounds themselves were fairly kept. The playground part had some garbage though. Abandoned hats, broken plastic watches, 25 cent machine jewelry, all that good stuff.

The crown jewel of the park though were the Ladie's Bathroom. This gets big letters because it is VERY IMPORTANT. There are things one usually learns about public restrooms when it comes to outside establishments-- the beach, the pool, and the park. They are the subject of vandalization and in the case of the Corinth Public Park's bathroom, the stalls had no doors. The stalls. Had no doors.

Kathie is a very good friend. You know you have a good friend when they offer to be your personal door while you sit directly behind them and do a #2. ANYWAY. While I was in there, I noticed that on the floor there were these red spots. They looked like the same color as the walls so we HOPED it was just paint. They looked slightly wet though. It was a humid day. It would be nice to think that it was paint drips rather than somebody period-ing all over the place. A murder would be cooler.

Also in the neighboring stall, a nauseated face had been spray-painted on the inside of the lid. Good times, good times.

SO THEN WHAT DID YOU DO, WOLFY?

Because I don't believe in doing things IN ORDER, I'm gonna tell you about the new fish tank I got for Plasmodious. It's a good deal bigger than his old one and has a filter that WORKS. It's nice and quiet and gives him BUBBLES and all that good stuff.

I also got a hoodie for myself because I'm always cold. It has griffins on it! YAAAAY GRIFFINS. Got a new laundry hamper and a few other things. I may be buying myself a number of new sleep shorts though.

Cousin Brad gave me some books as an early birthday present (It's the 7th but who knows where everybody will be, then). One is a spiritual guide by a guy who was good friends with Mr. Rogers and the other is a devotional journal for womens. They're both very nice! I think this year I just want to have him and Kat over to my house or we could all go out to McDonalds and have a wee little party there and go see a movie or come to my house and watch a movie or play Soul Caliber at his house.

For those of you that do the praying thing? My nephew really needs your prayers. His surgery for his spine is on the 3rd of September. He's going to the doctor tomorrow and then he's going to stay with his mom until its over. I won't see him for a couple weeks. Please pray for him and our whole family. We really need it.

Today my father taught me the mystical trade of USING THE WEEDWACKER. It is a plastic string attached to a motor that destroys everything in its path. It's light and much easier for me to carry than the leafblower. Me and Mr. Weedwacker are going to be friends.

Also, I am filthy and need a shower.

BIG FAT TO-DO LIST:
Contact TLW27 about what illustrations he wants
Finish Rei's picture
Write more David and Casey

WEEEEEEEE INSOMINA!!!four