"Your oddness is like a beautiful flower that eats faces, isn't it? Fascinating in it's absurdity." ~ Cobo

Hooooeeee, Jaydubya! Who's your spontaneously appearing/disappearing ladyfriend you got there!
...nice purse, dude.

I'm not posting my Nano in my journal this year but later I might throw up a paragraph or two.

I hope everybody's having a good November!

I wrote a story in the spirit of creepypasta just for you! Click if you dare!
( THE PIT )

I'm making a page on my website about my fursona and where it came from and ran across this random start of a story, written on a sheet of notebook paper with no explanation or drawings:

Boop stepped out of the palace and scowled at the morning sun. it was almost coronation day and he had ten brothers and sisters to bump off.

and that was it.

So katanisk bullied me into digging out my dad's old copy of It by Stephen King. As you can see from the picture it's either very loved or nobody's loved it for years and years. I'm only on page 35 but so far it's holding my attention!

IT MADE ME LOL

CHECK THE ICON, HOS! By skulldog!

VICIOUSLY stolen from bootheel .

Ask me either a broad question (i.e 'what is the meaning behind this picture?', 'who is your cruelest character?', 'what story is this character from?', 'what is the worst/best thing that happens in your story?') or a specific question/request ('what does ___ come from?', 'why is ___ like that?') and I will answer you. Or you can ask meta- questions like 'what was the inspiration for creating ____?'"

Oh Jeezus, my friend tigglespits introduced me to this THING called Marble Hornets. It's an ARG or (alternate reality game). This is something I had never heard of before. I did some research and found that LOTS of people do stuff like this. If you've never heard of it before, it's a sort of RPG where YOU are the character. There is a mystery or a puzzle set up by people and clues are given through video or sound or pictures. Then it's YOUR job to find hidden links and untangle codes.

ITS PRETTY DARN COOL.

So what is Marble Hornets? Well. If you're interested and want to play along (you don't actually have to do anything but watch videos and go 8U OOOOOH), follow the (ONLY SLIGHTLY SPOILERY) cut below. And remember-- the Slender Man knows you're thinking about him.

 

( WHEREIS THEARK? )

 

So I went to see that film for the second time in a row and it's STILL full of adorable. I was impressed with this movie. I thought the way they did the monsters made them goooorgious.

I'm so tired though.

HAPPY PUMPKIN IS HAPPY! And really really small. It was hard to get my hand in there. I hope you guys are having a good month!

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Nemo: y1 - y = m(x1 - x)
Nemo: I remember this stuff, but have no clue what it means.
Chanted: Nemo, what you do in your own home is up to you
Nemo thinks it's just a conspiracy by the algebra people to program codes into people's heads.
Lord Simon: brb
Chanted: But don't bring your filthy math here, where we can see it >8(

OKAY. SO. Kit just showed me Disney's The Hunchback of NotreDam for the first time ever.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME FOR NOT SEEING THIS FILM GROWING UP?

DISNEY HAD BALLS. SUCH BALLS DID DISNEY HAVE.
Such colorful, exciting, fearless globes of inspiration!

All gone.

All gone.

Now all we have is fucking Hanna Montana.

I was a fool to ignore this movie because it didn't feature talking animals/ I thought the gargoyles were stupid looking back then. I am rattled to the bone. I am SO ready for November!

MAURICE DOES NOT BELIEVE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
I AM SORRY.

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Badges: Maurybat by =Wolfy-T on deviantART

SO. THIS WEEKEND, KATHIE AND I MET SOME FURRIES FROM THE INTERNET OUTER SPACE!


( AND SO... )

Also today the internet was off for most of it SO I SLEPT. I had some pretty epic dreams about Maurice and a phoenix.

My next speech is coming up! I think I'm going to demonstrate how to draw something using construction lines. I'm too cheap to buy transparencies for the overhead projector so I'm just gonna make some ghetto ones out of some of those plastic sheet protectors.

Wish me luck! Also, I might youtube my first speech about Europe. I just have to figure out how to get it off the DVD.

Hakoge lights the Wolfy-Signal!
Kashira: ... What would a Wolfy Signal look like? xD
You say, "A big M"
Hakoge: xD!!
You say, "For McDonalds"
You say, "if you turn it upside down, it makes a W"
You say, "IT WORKS"
Kashira: Hahaha XD
Hakoge: xD YEEEESSS.

Chanted has two heads. ... All Canadians do.
Teln Jade wasnt aware.
Chanted: It's okay Teln. It's a common misconception.
Chanted: They use complex camera angles to disguise it in the news.

Rat The Unloved: I LUV YEW DOLlAR STOOOOORE.
You say, "DORRAH STO HAS GLOWSTIIICKS"
You say, "and CANDY"
Chanteds: Bah, it's 9:30 xD Why am I tired and non-functional?
Nanowrimo: because I stole your energy
Nanowrimo: We have 2 dollors stores the dollor tree and the 99 cent store, and nothing in that sotre is 99 cents anymore its all at least 1'29
Rat The Unloved: Our dollarstore has GLOWSTSICKS IN CANDY.
Rat The Unloved: IN THE CANDY.
Nemo: Sue for false advertising!
Rat The Unloved: Like lollipops with glowstick sticks, or binkies/pascifiers with glowstick inserts.
Rat The Unloved: andandandand.... glowstick necklace with HYOOGE chunks of candy on it. and and and... GOD I love Dollar General.
Nanowrimo: lol
Rat The Unloved: nd crabby patties. THey have the gummi crabby patties.
Rat The Unloved leaks from several places at once because them is delichumus.
Chanteds: xD
Nanowrimo: this polymer clay smells like ants