What a bright time! It's the right time to ROCK the night away!

Wassap guys! It's that time of year again! Scrooges needn't read further! SHOO! I've got a few fun offers for you this December! There's something for everybody!




$1.00 Mystery Box- Pull a gift out from under the tree and see what's inside! It could be a silly doodle, an icon, or even a full-body picture! A little charity can go a long way!





$2.00 Xmas Smooches- Nobody wants a blue Christmas! For only two dollars, you can get a smooch under the mistletoe from a colorful line-up of willin' fellahs. No tongues, people! No tongues! Keep your hands to yourself!

(This is a two-character bust sketch like the image above with a little shading and darkened outlines. You'll get a much sharper, larger version!)

Smoochers
ALEX
JW
MAURICE
HAVOC
HARMONY
HORAS
WYSTIC
(Sooprise!)

$4.00 Sweethearts Smooches- You get a bust sketch of you and your snowbird (or two of your characters) sharing a holiday smooch under the mistletoe!

Other Interactions (For both types of smooches!)
Sharing cocoa
Hugging
Noogies!
Awkward handshake
(Your own idea!)



Jingle bell time is a SWELL time to go a-glidin' in a one horse sleigh! Giddy-up, jingle horse, pick up your feet!

$7.00 Sleigh Rides- You get a sketch of a fun winter sleigh ride once around the park for two! WYSTIC or MAURY-TAUR can pull your sleigh! If you want some alone time, a normal horse is available too, though he doesn't sing nearly as well.



HOW TO ORDER

* Comment here, send a Note, OR an e-mail (same as paypal addy below) with info and a reff image and wait for me to okay it! I wanna make sure I can draw your character well.

* After I okay it, send your money via PAYPAL to wolfyttwisted [at] gmail [dot] com and make sure to put your name in the subject somewhere so I'll know whose money is whos! PLEASE DO NOT USE THE GIFT OPTION.

* Since these are all SKETCHES and I'm smack in the middle of exams, I MAY not show you a pre-sketch if your character is very simple. What Santawolfy gives you is what you get!

* I try to keep a quick turn around! This sale will go until RIGHT around Christmas day itself!


And that's the jingle bell rock!

Thanks for looking!

You'll never get those few seconds back. ever.

Werid scene from Maury's second story, "Only Sleeping."

WHO IS IN THE VAN!?

Dear Math,

I may fail, but hear this. I will not cry. I will not withdraw. I will not hang my head and mumble defeat. I will fall screaming from the heavens, like an eagle, spiraling down to earth in a magnificent, unparalleled, BLAZE OF GLORY.

Love,
Wolfy

BWWWAAWWORRRHHFAKFjdlfjdls;fjdl;sjkl;das

Dear Guy Who Sits Next To Me In Math and Never Stops Grunting,

Please stop letting out long, trailing grunts and moans in the middle of class. Both of your hands are clearly visable on your desk.

Please scoot your desk away from mine. Please stop leaning halfway into the aisle and stretching obnoxiously, almost smacking me in the face with one of your big hairy gorilla hands every time you do so. This is not your livingroom. Your desk is not an Lay-Z-boy.

Please take your fingers out of your mouth when you talk so that the teacher doesn't have to ask you to repeat your half-conscious mumblings. I would really appreciate it if you didn't keep asking questions on subjects the teacher just finished telling us about. As much as it speeds up the class, the rest of us around you would rather get all the notes we can in a single day. Maybe it would help if you'd wake the fuck up.

I do not like you, Grunting Boy. The teacher doesn't even like you. She has professed this a number of times. Please leave our class since you never bring your notebook, do not pay attention, and are a distraction to my side of the room. You are obviously very unintrested in int. Algebra.

No Love,
Kelly

I WIN THE UNIVERSE




THAT IS ALL.

I beat Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness!

I HATE DIALGA NOW. A LOT.
AND EVERY OTHER POKEMON ON THAT TOWER LEVEL

Tonight, I went on a night drive! It was dark and I wasn't afraid. I went to a drive-through in town and it's been so long since I went after dark that I forgot how pretty all the lights are.

“Well…” He sighed through his nose and used the brick wall behind him to climb to his feet. “Why not? If you aren’t the cutest little cult member I ever did see.”

-JW from He Went to Where
Wordcount: 40,130

The end of NaNoWriMo that is! It's been a wild month and the end is in sight! I have the best writing partner in the history of the universe katanisk and she has really kept me going! So have the awesome people who have read what I've written and offered encouragement and commentary.

As of right now, I'm at 36,950 words. I'm past my highest score from 07! I'm happy with my story and my characters. For the first time, I feel like I have my ducks in a row. I know what order I want my books to happen in, and what I want to happen in them for the most part.

I recently went through something of a dark patch where I lost a lot of faith in myself. I was sick often and my grades were going downhill fast. I swear I have the best friends in the world. You guys help me so much! I haven't had a headache all day!

Christmas is coming up! I gotta buy stamps so I can send cards to you guys!

I'm going to open a special December deal soon where you can get a two character smoochy bust shot for cheap! I may also sell kisses from my own characters. (IE: Pay (ammount) for a smooch from a character from the list I will put up. Or even a mystery kiss! You won't know who until you get your sketch.) What do you guys think?

Also, check out this explodingly adorable picture someone on FA did for me!
CLICK ME

I love this so very much. I wonder how their products are. Would anybody buy shirts made by a Wolfy?

EDIT: JUST TO BE CLEAR. Awesome wolf in sunglasses is not mine but I WOULD like to make shirts at some point maybe possibly.

THAT IS ALL.

Hooooeeee, Jaydubya! Who's your spontaneously appearing/disappearing ladyfriend you got there!
...nice purse, dude.

I'm not posting my Nano in my journal this year but later I might throw up a paragraph or two.

I hope everybody's having a good November!

I wrote a story in the spirit of creepypasta just for you! Click if you dare!
( THE PIT )

I'm making a page on my website about my fursona and where it came from and ran across this random start of a story, written on a sheet of notebook paper with no explanation or drawings:

Boop stepped out of the palace and scowled at the morning sun. it was almost coronation day and he had ten brothers and sisters to bump off.

and that was it.

So katanisk bullied me into digging out my dad's old copy of It by Stephen King. As you can see from the picture it's either very loved or nobody's loved it for years and years. I'm only on page 35 but so far it's holding my attention!

IT MADE ME LOL

CHECK THE ICON, HOS! By skulldog!

VICIOUSLY stolen from bootheel .

Ask me either a broad question (i.e 'what is the meaning behind this picture?', 'who is your cruelest character?', 'what story is this character from?', 'what is the worst/best thing that happens in your story?') or a specific question/request ('what does ___ come from?', 'why is ___ like that?') and I will answer you. Or you can ask meta- questions like 'what was the inspiration for creating ____?'"